Well, I was gone up again. I forgot I was the old man's servant. But next minute I whirled in on a kind of an explanation how a valley was different from a common servant and HAD to go to church whether he wanted to or not, and set with the family, on account of its being the law. But I didn't do it pretty good, and when I got done I see she warn't satisfied. She says:

     "Honest injun, now, hain't you been telling me a lot of lies?"

     "Honest injun," says I.

     "None of it at all?"

     "None of it at all. Not a lie in it," says I.

     "Lay your hand on this book and say it."

     I see it warn't nothing but a dictionary, so I laid my hand on it and said it. So then she looked a little better satisfied, and says:

     "Well, then, I'll believe some of it; but I hope to gracious if I'll believe the rest."

     "What is it you won't believe, Joe?" says Mary Jane, stepping in with Susan behind her. "It ain't right nor kind for you to talk so to him, and him a stranger and so far from his people. How would you like to be treated so?"